Sneak Peeks
It's All Relative12/6/2022 By Lynda Sather Knowing the importance of always hiking with a buddy, I called around last month to find one. Turns out, Jennifer was busy alphabetizing the spices. Becka had to take her gerbil to the groomers. It was Mary’s turn to host the agoraphobia group. Then I remembered a gal named Suzi I’d met in April at Becka’s Cinco de Mayo party. Over sushi and chili, she said she was getting tired of ballet and would like to try hiking. I scribbled her phone number on an old bookmark stuck between pages twenty-three and twenty-four of “War and Peace.” I’d taken it to the party to impress Becka’s brainy friend Peter but he never showed up and I never read the book. Even Becka’s cheap wine proved more entertaining than Tolstoy. Anyway, Suzi was thrilled at my suggestion we take a hike. For our first excursion, we hiked Old Baldy. “What a view!” I called down from the summit to encourage her to scramble the last few hundred yards. “You can see for miles.” On the way home, we stopped so she could buy hiking poles and an ace bandage. I decided to reduce the distance on our next hike by going directly down the canyon instead of taking the long way around. Faced with several unexpected—but fun--drops down the dry wash, I showed her how to slide down the sheer rock on her butt. We completed the hike in record time, but to the detriment of her old and, I must say, rather flimsy shorts. She now wears canvas shorts designed for Army Rangers. Suzie was thrilled with last week’s hike in the mountains towering above town. The trail was only five miles long—not counting the extra mile or so it took for us to find where we’d parked the car. Who knew all those streets leading to the trailhead looked alike? It was as hot as a crematory oven inside the car when I finally found the keys in the bottom of my pack and unlocked the door. “I keep forgetting to get the air-conditioner fixed,” I said as Suzi fiddled in vain with the knobs. “But never mind. People pay good money to take a sauna at the gym. This one’s free.” She unrolled the window and guzzled the last of the warm water in the galleon jug she’d taken to carrying after fainting from dehydration on an earlier hike. I didn’t want Suzie to feel our hikes were getting too strenuous or too expensive. So, I planned today’s hike along a mellow zigzag trail down a dry creek bed, the kind of creek that when you skipped a rock, dust puffed from it. It would only have water in it when it rained. And this was, after all, the desert. I picked Suzi up in the new rental car the garage had loaned me when I took my own in to get the a/c fixed. Naturally, they found a few other things they insisted needed replacement—something about an alternator belt and worn-out brakes. Which is exactly why I don’t go to doctors anymore, not since I went to the clinic for a stomach ache and came out of the hospital two days later with my appendix out and a whooping hospital bill. Suzi and I drove along the highway singing along with the rock and roll blaring from the radio. Well, I was singing. Suzi just kept turning the volume up to the point where it was drowning me out, but I was too polite to say anything. I just sang louder. When the song was over, I glanced over. Suzi had one eye on Google Maps and the other on the dark clouds unexpectedly gathering ahead. “I don’t suppose those tennis shoes are waterproof?” I asked nonchalantly as I glanced down at her feet. “No? Well, never mind. I’m glad you’re using that moleskin I recommended. You’ll hardly notice those blisters.” Not for nothing had I spent twelve years in the Girl Scouts, mostly making paper mâché place mats and lanyards, true. But I did earn the Outdoors Badge after camping all night, well, part of a night, in the leader’s backyard. We missed the opening of the Johnny Carson show but got the badge anyway. “The turnoff should be around here somewhere. Yep, here it is.” I braked hard and turned right onto a dirt road. The semi-truck behind swerved to pass, horn blaring. “I don’t know why he’s so pissy,” I said, giving him the finger. “There was plenty of room for oncoming traffic on the shoulder.” Suzi released her death grip on the car’s armrest and retrieved her phone which had fallen on the floor. “I thought you weren’t supposed to take the rental on dirt roads,” she said shakily. “Oh, a quick run through the car wash and they’ll never know.” I replied airily as the rental car bounced over the gravel and a few larger rocks scrapped the undercarriage. Five miles later, tired of hearing mostly static, Suzi turned the radio off with what seemed like relief. “You’ve been here before, right?” she asked. “Sure. Becka and I hiked the trail only last year. I thought it was better marked. Guess not.” “How is Becka?” Suzie asked. “Haven’t seen her in a while,” I shrugged. “Whenever I call, she’s busy scrubbing the shower grout.” The day was cooler than expected, which I told Suzy was a good thing as she wouldn’t have to worry about getting heat stroke like she had before. Still, she kept casting envious glances at my hiking pants with legs that could be zipped off when the day warmed up. Wearing shorts, even with the car heater blasting, she had goose bumps on her bare legs. “You said it’d be in the 70’s today,” she commented. “I’m freezing.” I glanced at the newfangled dashboard. “It’s already 68.” “That’s the heater,” she said dryly. “Never mind. You’ll warm up once we start hiking.” To take her mind off the smattering of raindrops on the windshield, I asked her to check the temperature in Fairbanks, Alaska, my home town. She tapped a few keys between bumps. “It’s only 27 degrees! They must be freezing.” “27 degrees? That’s a heat wave up there for February.” “Brrr!” she gave an exaggerated shiver. Or maybe it wasn’t exaggerated. “Wait a minute,” I said. “Is that 27 degrees above zero?” “What else would it be? “Check again.” “Oh. My. God. There’s a little dash before the number.” “27 below,” I observed. “Now, that’s cold.” I parked at the trailhead and we got out of the car. “Always be prepared!” I said cheerfully as I loaned her the nifty poncho I always carried. Trying to wrap the flapping plastic around her, she looked like a pigeon trying to gain traction in a headwind. “That’ll keep you warmer,” I said, hoping to sooth her ruffled feathers. She hopped over the water running down the creek bed without answering. “Wanna do the Bump and Grind trail next week?” I asked when I caught up. “Sorry,” Suzie said. “I need to schedule a root canal.” Published in the Central Oregon Writers Guild 2022 Literary Collection, and available through your local bookstore or Amazon.
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Chapter 1: California Dreaming10/21/2020 (Please leave a comment below and let me know what you think!)
June 1973 A burly worker in soiled overalls unhooked the chain keeping us back and waved toward the open bay door. “Petersburg, Alaska. All ashore going ashore. Hurry up! We’re only here a few minutes.” The small crowd jostled by me, so different from the people I knew back home. In California, the women were mostly slim and tanned, well-groomed and carefully coiffed; the men were clean-shaven and wore business suits or khaki slacks and polo shirts with little mascots above the breast pocket. They kept a cautious space between themselves and the people around them, taught from birth never to make eye contact, converse in public, or smile at strangers. Here, people wore denim work jeans or wool pants tucked into ugly rubber boots and olive-green raincoats over flannel shirts. Instead of purses, the women carried shapeless cloth bags large enough to hold everything from diapers to a family dinner. Many of the men carried a gym bag clearly not full of gym clothes or held an oil-stained day pack by its straps, distaining to sling it over their shoulders. These people talked cheerfully amongst themselves, sending their regards to Aunt Daisy or saying they’d bring a quart of Harold’s prized pickled herring to Sunday’s potluck. A gust of rain blew in through the open cargo door. I looked down at my clean tennis shoes, zipped up my turquoise raincoat and wished I had an umbrella. Only everyone around me wore hats instead. So, then I, too, wished for a hat. I looked around for Rachel whose idea it had been to come here in the first place. I thought we would take our first steps on Alaskan soil together. But after being sporadic friends and roommate the past four years, I wasn’t altogether surprised it was taking her a long time to “say goodbye” to the guy she’d hooked up with on the three-day ferry ride from Seattle. Although not pretty in a classical sense, with long black hair waving around her head like unruly tentacles, a sharp nose, and eyes a little too small for her face, Rachel had no trouble hooking up with guys she liked. She would undoubtedly show up at the last minute with a hickey on her neck like the notch on a gun belt. I took a deep breath and decided an independent woman of the world would not wait for her traveling companion. Instead, I filed carefully off the ferry and down the slick ramp, picking my way around the mud puddles to huddle beneath the meager overhang of the ferry office. The ship’s deep whistle blew two long departure notes just as Rachel hurried down the ramp. Relieved, I watched her splash carelessly through the puddles to my side. Rachel took a cigarette out of her pocket and lit up before looking around. I wished I, too, had something cool to do while doing nothing. I shoved my hands in my jacket pockets to keep from biting my nails. There wasn’t much to see, the rainy day making it seem later than it really was. An occasional vehicle drove by, throwing up water behind it like the wake behind a skiff. Buildings perched on stilts meandered along the shore. The retreating tide left algae-covered boulders on the shore and strings of stranded kelp begging to be popped. Beyond the mud flats, the dark water of The Narrows flowed like a swift wide river, not like the California surf I was used to. Those Pacific rollers just keep throwing themselves at the shore in a futile attempt to get on dry land. Here, the water rushed by like it meant business, like it had somewhere urgent to go but would be back. Underneath the tang of saltwater and tide flats lay the pungent odor of creosote, the distinctive smell that had accompanied all my summers at the California shore. Except here, there were no white beaches and colorful sun umbrellas, only rain falling softly on towering spruce and hemlock-covered mountains. No sailboats and yachts in the marina, but commercial fishing boats of every size and type crowded two and three-deep in the harbor. No competing transistor radios blaring Top 40 songs, only…silence. A light in the office blinked off and a man in boots and yellow raingear hurried from the rear and disappeared. I tried the door but it was locked. When I turned back, the ferry was already on its way north, taking with it what I now realized was a cocoon of warmth and familiarity. I suddenly wished I were back on it, going somewhere but not yet arrived. I had grown up in Los Angeles, hung out in San Francisco, lived in Paris. I had never arrived at dusk in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere with no one to meet me and no particular place to go. What the hell I was doing here? |